About Threat Tape

Cybersecurity with attitude. Security without the sugar-coating.

Our Expertise

Threat Tape represents decades of cybersecurity expertise, with nearly 40 years of combined experience securing everything from Fortune 500 companies to federal agencies. Our team has led security architecture for billion-dollar gaming franchises, built threat hunting programs for major financial institutions, and managed digital containment during critical incidents.

Our team holds certifications in CISSP, CISM, and emerging technologies. We don't believe in snake oil solutions. We build real securityβ€”zero trust architectures, comprehensive code reviews, incident response, and compliance strategies that work in the real world.

We've consulted with federal agencies and managed cybersecurity for major events and conferences. If it plugs in and can be compromised, we've probably defended against it.

Our Approach

Threat Tape delivers the battle-tested perspective of cybersecurity professionals who've spent decades watching companies make the same preventable mistakes. We provide the reality check your organization needs in a world of buzzword-laden vendor pitches.

We combine formal credentials and structured methodology with brutal honesty, practical wisdom, and well-earned insight about "revolutionary" security solutions that are often just old problems in new packaging.

You don't engage Threat Tape because your security posture is perfect. You engage us because it isn'tβ€”and you're finally ready to hear the truth about why.

The Threat Tape Philosophy

"Security isn't about perfection. It's about not being the slowest gazelle in the herd. We don't peddle silver bullets. We give you the blunt truth and the battle plan."

Threat Tape was born from the recognition that most cybersecurity advice is either too academic to implement or too vendor-driven to trust. We provide:

  • Honest assessments without the sales pitch
  • Practical solutions that work with real budgets
  • Experience-based guidance from someone who's been in the trenches
  • No-BS communication that cuts through the noise

Ready for some honest security advice?

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